I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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