he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Randomize
