I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
