weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
