Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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