After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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