they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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