okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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