chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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