Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Randomize
