Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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