Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I think a kid would responsible me up
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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