you would pick up someone in the library
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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