HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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