just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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