I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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