i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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