that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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