Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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