Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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