It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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