im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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