Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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