is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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