he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Randomize
