Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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