I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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