marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
420 ftw
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
did i just pee glitter
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
