It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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