D3 body, D1 cock
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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