Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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