I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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