Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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