She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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