He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
