Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i would one night stand the shit outta him
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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