Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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