My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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