So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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