Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Randomize
