No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
How external is "for external use only"?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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