are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Will you blow on my dice?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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