He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
