So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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