...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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