You really coming over, don't trick.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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