ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
