every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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