it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
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the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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