Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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