Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
