i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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