it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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