i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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