Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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