absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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