If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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