I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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